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A new element called Woman .
A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table
which is recommended
by my scientists

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Element: Woman
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Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from
35 - 200kg.

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
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PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
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1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
2. Boils at room Temperature
3. Freezes without any known reason
4. Melts if given special treatment
5. Bitter if incorrectly used
6. Sweeter under certain conditions
7. Found in various states, ranging from metals to
                common ore
8. Ductile if moulded properly
9. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
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CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
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1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation
alcohol
4. Most powerful money non-reducing agent known to man
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COMMON USES:
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1. Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
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TESTS:
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1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
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AVAILABILITY:
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1. Available in wide different forms and varieties
2. Can be easily seen in all busy areas
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POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
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1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
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WARNING!!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN
CAUSE SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE
CAUTIOUS!!!
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NOTE: New properties are still being discovered