Rare Photographs of :
India's First Independence Day Celebrations In Delhi AUGUST 15, 1947
Balakrishna's Dialogues (partially dubbed in english for your convenience)
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked
to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window..
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department. If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing .
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning. If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces..
Put them in information
Technology.If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning. And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them
In top management