The proper way to hug a baby


 
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
   
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning theHugging process.
   

                                      

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4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
   
    
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
 the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
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White Tigers gets a new mom .... a Chimpanzee !!!

  White tigers get new mommy!! 
 
 

When Hurricane Hannah separated two white tigers from their mother, Anjana came to the rescue. Anjana, a chimp at TIGERS in South Carolina, became surrogate mom and playmate to the cubs, even helping with bottle feeding, according to The Sun.  But here's the truly amazing part:  this is something Anjana does all the time, having helped raise leopard and lion cubs on several occasions. 
   

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Joke of the Day

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I am Just Fine
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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.

Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.

"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the hell would you say?"

How companies got there names ...


Yahoo!
 The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver's
 Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action
 and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected
 the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Xerox
 The Greek root "xer" means dry. The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his
 product Xerox as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then
 prevailing wet copying.


Sun Microsystems
 Founded by four Stanford University buddies, Sun is the acronym for
 Stanford University Network.


Sony
 From the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by
 Americans to refer to a bright youngster.


SAP
 "Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by four
 ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applications/Projects'
 group of IBM.


Red Hat
 Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with
 red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and
 had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red
 Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by
 anyone!


Oracle
 Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the
 Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The code name for the project was
 called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all
 questions or something such).

Motorola
 Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started
 manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was
 called Victrola.

Microsoft
 It was coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to
 MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was
 removed later on.


Lotus
 Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from the lotus position or
 'padmasana.' Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of
 Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Intel
 Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company ' Moore Noyce'
 but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle
 for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.


Hewlett-Packard
 Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company
 they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

Hotmail
 Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing email via the web from a
 computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the
 business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in
 'mail' and finally settled for Hotmail as it included the letters "html" -
 the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially
 referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casings.


Google
 The name started as a jockey boast about the amount of information the
 search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a
 word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders
 - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their
 project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google


Cisco
 The name is not an acronym but an abbreviation of San Francisco. The
 company's logo reflects its San Francisco name heritage. It represents a
 stylized Golden Gate Bridge.

Apple Computers
 Favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing
 a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple
 Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5
 o'clock.

Apache
 It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to
 code written for NCSA's httpd daemon. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server -
 thus, the name Apache.


Real or Fake?


With the aid of computers, many pictures can be edited to make you think they are real........ these  are some of the REAL and FAKE pictures

 

 

This gives a nice heads up on what is real out there and what is not.

 

  
Spiders Found in Iraq Desert
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  Tsunami Strikes Phuket,  Thailand
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  Air Force Jets in U.S.A.  Formation

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  World's Biggest Dog
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  Highest Bridge in the World
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  Largest Cat
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   Home Computer of the Future as  Envisioned in 1954

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   Fishermen with Giant Catfish

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  Cloud Formation Resembles 'Hands of  God'
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  Black & White Twins
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Real  
   
  Albino Fawn
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  Illegal Alien Hides in  Dashboard
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  Giant House Cat
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  A Snake, Fishing

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Real  

  
  Giant Skeleton Found in Middle  East

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  Giant Texas Gator
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  Dog Meets Porcupine

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  Pres. Bush Fishing in  Hurricane

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  North Pole Sunset
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  Giant Grizzly Bear
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  Wacky 'Drunk Building'
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  Hand-Feeding Hummingbirds
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  Strange Boat
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  Monster Crocodile in the  Congo
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  Tourist Atop World Trade Center,  9/11/01
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  Cruel Shoes

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  Amazingly Realistic Street  Painting
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  Indoor Ski Resort in Dubai
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  Shark Attacks Helicopter
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   Sandstorm in Iraq

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  Rare Amphibian Found in  Malaysia
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  Cash Seized in Drug Bust

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  Carcass of Dead Mermaid
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   Space Nebula Resembles Human  Eye

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  MiG Jet Fighter Found Buried in  Iraq
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  Herman the Giant Bunny
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  The Sundarbans Ghost
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   Live 'Worm' in Patient's Eye

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  Catfish Eats Rubber Ball

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  Christmas at Arlington  Cemetery
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  Montana Forest Fire
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10 Most Poisonous Animals in the World - Amazing!!!


 
1. Box Jellyfish
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The top prize for "The World Most Venomous Animal," would go to the Box Jellyfish. It has caused at least 5,567 recorded deaths since 1954. Their venom is among the most deadly in the world. It's toxins attack the heart, nervous system, and skin cells. And the worst part of it is that jelly box venom is so overpoweringly painful, that human victims go in shock, drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore. Survivors experience pain weeks after the contact with box jellies.
 
You have virtually no chance to survive the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. After a sting, vinegar should be applied for a minimum of 30 seconds. Vinegar has acetic acid, which disables the box jelly's nematocysts that have not yet discharged into the bloodstream (though it will not alleviate the pain). Wearing panty hose while swimming is also a good prevention measure since it can prevent jellies from being able to harm your legs.
 
Jelly box can be found in the waters around Asia and Australia.
2. King Cobra
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The King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) is the world's longest venomous snake - growing up to 5.6 m (18.5 ft) in length. Ophiophagus, literally means "snake-eater" as it eats other snakes.. One single bite of this deadly snake can easily kill a human. This snake is even capable of killing a full-grown Asian Elephant within 3 hours if the larger animal is bitten in a vulnerable area such as the trunk.
 
It's venom is not as toxic as other venomous snakes, but King Cobra is capable of injecting 5 times more venom than black mamba and can result in mortality up to 5 times faster than that of the black mamba. It is quite widespread, ranging across South and South-east Asia, living in dense highland forests.
3. Marbled Cone Snail
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This little beautiful looking Marbled Cone snail can be as deadly as any other animal on this list. One drop of its venom is so powerful that it can kill more than 20 humans. If you ever happen to be in warm salt water environment (where these snails are often found) and see it, don't even think of picking it up. Of course, the true purpose of its venom is to catch its prey.
 
Symptoms of a cone snail sting can start immediately or can be delayed in onset for days. It results in intense pain, swelling, numbness and tingling. Severe cases involve muscle paralysis, vision changes and breathing failure. There is no antivenom. However, only about 30 human deaths have been recorded from cone snail envenomation.
4. Blue-Ringed Octopus
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The Blue-Ringed Octopus is very small, only the size of a golf ball, but its venom is so powerful that can kill a human. Actually it carries enough poison to kill 26 adult humans within minutes, and there is no antidote. They are currently recognized as one of the world's most venomous animals.
 
Its painless bite may seem harmless, but the deadly neurotoxins begin working immediately resulting in muscular weakness, numbness, followed by a cessation and breathing and ultimately death.
 
They can be found in tide pools in the Pacific Ocean, from Japan to Australia.
5. Death Stalker Scorpion
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Contrarily to the popular belief most of the scorpions are relatively harmless to humans as stings produce only local effects (pain, numbness or swelling). However, the Death Starker Scorpion is highly dangerous species because its venom is a powerful cocktail of neurotoxins which causes an intense and unbearable pain, then fever, followed by coma, convulsions, paralysis and death. Fortunately, while a sting from this scorpion is extremely painful, it would be unlikely to kill a healthy, adult human. Young children, the old, or infirm (with a heart condition) are at the biggest risk.
Death stalker scorpions are spread in North Africa and Middle East.
6. Stonefish
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Maybe Stonefish would never win a beauty contest, but it would definitely win the top prize for being "The World Most Venomous Fish". Its venom causes such a severe pain that the victims of its sting want the affected limb to be amputated. It is described as the worst pain known to man. It is accompanied with possible shock, paralysis, and tissue death. If not given medical attention within a couple of hours It can be fatal to humans.
 
Stonefish stores its toxins in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators.
 
Stonefish mostly live above the tropic of Capricorn, often found in the shallow tropical marine waters of the Pacific and Indian oceans, ranging from the Red Sea to the Queensland Great Barrier Reef.
7. The Brazilian wandering spider
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The Brazilian Wandering Spider (Phoneutria) or banana spider appears in the Guinness Book of World Records 2007 for the most venomous spider and is the spider responsible for most human deaths.
 
This spider is believed to have the most potent neurotoxic venom of any living spider. Only 0.006mg (0.00000021oz) is sufficient to kill a mouse. They are also so dangerous because of their wandering nature. They often hide during daytime in highly populated areas inside houses, clothes, boots, and cars.
 
Its venomous bite causes not only intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections lasting for many hours that lead to impotence.
8. Inland Taipan
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The prize for "The World's Most Venomous Snake" goes to the Inland Taipan of Australia. Just a single bite from this snake contains enough venom to kill 100 human adults or an army of 250,000 mice. Its venom is at least 200 - 400 times more toxic than a common cobra. The Inland Taiwan's extremely neurotoxic venom can kill an adult human in as little as 45 minutes. Fortunately this snake is very shy and there have been no documented human fatalities (all known bites were treated with antivenin).
9. Poison Dart Frog
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If you ever happen to be running through the rain forests somewhere in Central or South America, do not ever pick up beautiful and colorful frogs - it can be the Poison Dart Frog. This frog is probably the most poisonous animal on earth.The 2 inch long (5cm) golden poison dart frog has enough venom to kill 10 adult humans or 20,000 mice. Only 2 micrograms of this lethal toxin (the amount that fits on the head of a pin) is capable of killing a human or other large mammal. They are called "dart frogs" because indigenous Amerindians' use of their toxic secretions to poison the tips of their blow-darts. Poison dart frogs keep their poison in their skins and will sicken or kill anybody who touches or eats it.
10. Puffer Fish
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Puffer Fish are the second most poisonous vertebrate on earth (the first one is golden dart Frog). The meat of some species is a delicacy in both Japan (as fugu) and Korea (as bok-uh) but the problem is that the skin and certain organs of many puffer fish are very poisonous to humans.
 
This puffy fish produce rapid and violent death...Puffer's poisoning causes deadening of the tongue and lips, dizziness, vomiting, rapid heart rate, difficulty breathing, and muscle paralysis. Victims die from suffocation as diaphragm muscles are paralyzed. Most of the victims die after four to 24 hours. There is no known antidote, Most deaths from fugu happen when untrained people catch and prepare the fish.
 
Statistics show that there were 20 to 44 incidents of fugu poisoning per year between 1996 and 2006 in all of Japan and up to six incidents per year led to death. Since Fugu's poison can cause near instantaneous death, only licensed chefs are allowed to prepare it.